When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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