DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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