so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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