why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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