Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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