Betty ford says i'm here all night
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just threw up on my dentist
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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