i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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