Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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