i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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