S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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