he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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