I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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