You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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