they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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