we're chasing vodka with high fives
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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