Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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