I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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