I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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