All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
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thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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