I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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