Sponge bath it is.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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