You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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