You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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