PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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