question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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