So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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