i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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