When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Your cock deserves a montage
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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