i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
