I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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