Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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