the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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