"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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