I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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