Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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