i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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