the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We have started to decorate penises.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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