I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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