the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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