That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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