watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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