You work out of a Hotel?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I enjoy the company of your penis
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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