yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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