If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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