So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
