Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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