I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
