You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I believe in your delicious
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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