He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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