You surviving the open bar?
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i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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