we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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