Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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