Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I didn't notice because vodka
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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