as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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