Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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