Cold hands, warm shart.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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