Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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