Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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