okay pat passed out under dana's car
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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